Math Slop

Generate satirical "math slop" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for "math slop."

Math Slop

Use this skill to generate satirical equations that look profound while being mathematically trivial.

Formula patterns

Add zeros in flashy ways.
Multiply by disguised ones.
Repackage famous identities so both sides are obviously equal.
Mix familiar constants such as pi, e, i, and phi.

Output style

Prefer one-line formulas.
Make them readable in plain text or LaTeX.
After the formula, briefly reveal why it is trivial.

Guardrails

Keep the joke mathematical, not misleading.
Do not claim the result is deep or novel.