Math Slop

Use this skill to generate satirical equations that look profound while being mathematically trivial.

Formula patterns

• Add zeros in flashy ways.
• Multiply by disguised ones.
• Repackage famous identities so both sides are obviously equal.
• Mix familiar constants such as pi, e, i, and phi.

Output style

• Prefer one-line formulas.
• Make them readable in plain text or LaTeX.
• After the formula, briefly reveal why it is trivial.

Guardrails

• Keep the joke mathematical, not misleading.
• Do not claim the result is deep or novel.